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1. What other mail-order Pet Rock accessories were sold along with the college degrees? (a) Pet Rock shampoo (b) A Pet Rock baby carriage (c) Pet Rock shoes (d) Pet Rock food 2. Which of the following was NOT included in the original 35-page Pet Rock Owner’s Manual? (a) Teaching the rock obedi- ence (sit, come, heel, stand) (b) Teaching the rock tricks (roll over, shake, fetch) (c) Healthcare tips for your pet rock (d) A fake Pet Rock birth certificate 3. How long do Pet Rocks live? (a) About five years
Artificially intelligent cars have just started driving humans around. But Ford has published a patent that enables cars to drive themselves around, too back to the dealership, that is. Don’t worry, your car won’t run off in a temper tantrum because you used foul language while driving, at least not yet. However, you can expect an empty space by your curb because you forgot to make your monthly car payment. A patent is used only to protect ideas, so this doesn’t mean Ford is working on a self-repossessing car prototype right away. Additionally, within the patent was a list of tactics the vehicle would use before resorting to the final stage of self-repossession. Things like playing loud, irritating sounds and verbal remind- ers about your missed payment were just some items that plagued the list. The Ford Patent Pub. No. US 2023/0055958 A1 A Car That Can Drive Itself Can Re-Possess Itself, Too retreat for the laid-back history lover this summer. It is also home to the world-fa- mous Schlitterbahn Waterpark, so if trav- eling with grandkids is on your itinerary, this may be the place for you! Cons: High sales tax.
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